Sorority Row

A sorority prank goes way bad, and some sorority sisters pay the price in yet another worthless horror movie. Nobody of consequence stars in this sad remake of The House on Sorority Row, where college students get mutilated in increasingly dull ways. About the only good thing about this movie is the sight of Carrie Fisher brandishing a shotgun and stirring things up. Other than that, it’s just a parade of dull actresses and actors putting themselves in endlessly stupid situations. It’s void of creativity and good humor, and its overall effect is just depressing. I like me a good horror movie, but Hollywood most certainly isn’t serving any up lately—Halloween II, The Final Destination and now this piece of junk, with Saw VI just around the corner.