Saw 3D

This is supposed to be the last Saw film, and I think the world would be a better place if that were the case. Jigsaw is still long dead, but his lame-assed legacy lives on in the form of elaborate torture murders so elaborate that each one would cost millions of dollars to assemble. The plot—aw hell, there really isn’t one. Cary Elwes, of the original Saw, returns for a few scenes as the guy who sawed his leg off and acts all grouchy. And, yes, the mayhem is now coming at you in crappy, uninventive 3-D. You know you are in big trouble when the highlight of a movie is the presence of Cary Elwes. Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) makes a cameo as well, so you know at least a few lines in this film are delivered in a low, morose monotone. These films have continuously cheated horror fans, a streak that has not ended with this installment. It’s pure crap.