Mr. Popper’s Penguins
This movie tries to teach us all a lesson, and that lesson is if you are a dickhead, selfish businessman in Manhattan whose workaholic ways have screwed up your family, a bunch of penguins running around whilst shitting and farting in your house is gonna make it all better. Jim Carrey plays Mr. Popper, an asshole who goes around buying up old buildings so he can modernize them. His family thinks he’s a bastard, and they hate him, but that all changes when his dead father bequeaths him a bunch of penguins who like to fart and shit in his fancy apartment. So they fart and shit, he puts snow in his apartment and starts acting goofy. His kids start to like him ’cause he’s goofy, and they like penguins ’cause they are goofy, so everybody’s happy. And then a penguin shits and farts again because the moron who wrote this thing actually thinks that’s funny.