Lose that spare tire!

Tongue Twister Diet all the rage!

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Forget counting calories and carbs. Forget getting off the couch. Dr. Wey Mi Nau of the Beverly Hills Weight Loss Clinic in Beverly Hills, Calif., has patented the Tongue Twister Diet!

Eat whatever you want, as much as you want, as long as it can fit through the .03-mm space left at the side of your mouth after Dr. Nau attaches your tongue to the roof of your mouth with a solid-gold or diamond-studded platinum palate staple.

“The procedure is practically painless,” mumbled Reno astronomer Sy Lentman, one of the first local Tongue Twister dieters. “I lost 53 pounds in three weeks!”

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