Grimmy Awards

Best Actor: Sean Penn (21 Grams and Mystic River)

Honorable Mentions: Bill Murray (Lost in Translation), Paddy Considine (In America), Peter Dinklage (The Station Agent), Paul Giamatti (American Splendor), Jack Black (School of Rock)

Best Actress: Charlize Theron (Monster)

Honorable Mentions: Naomi Watts (21 Grams), Charlotte Rampling (Swimming Pool), Diane Keaton (Something’s Gotta Give), Scarlett Johansson (Lost in Translation), Uma Thurman (Kill Bill)

Best Supporting Actor: Benicio Del Toro (21 Grams)

Honorable Mentions: Sean Astin (The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King), Bobby Cannavale (The Station Agent), Peter Sarsgaard (Shattered Glass), Johnny Depp (Once Upon a Time in Mexico), Djimoun Hounsou (In America)

Best Supporting Actress: Alison Lohman (Matchstick Men)

Honorable Mentions: Sarah and Emma Bolger (In America), Patricia Clarkson (Pieces of April and The Station Agent), Natalie Portman (Cold Mountain), Christina Ricci (Monster), Catherine O’Hara (A Mighty Wind)

Best Documentary: Lost in La Mancha

Best Soundtrack: Lost in Translation

Worst Actors: Jason Biggs and Woody Allen (Anything Else)

Worst Actress: Tara Reid (My Boss’s Daughter)

Best Actor in a Bad Movie: Robert Duvall (Gods and Generals)

Best Actress in a Bad Movie: Tie: Cate Blanchett (The Missing), Halle Berry (Gothika)

Worst Actor in a Good Movie: Nick Nolte (Hulk)

Worst Actress in a Good Movie: Marcia Gay Harden (Mystic River)

Films least deserving of the critical raves they received: Mystic River (it was just OK), The Cooler, The Barbarian Invasions

Films least deserving of their critical beatings: Hulk, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Old School

Best Movie with Christopher Walken in it: The Rundown

Worst Movie with Christopher Walken in it: Gigli

Worst Ben Affleck Movie: Paycheck, followed by Daredevil (Gigli wasn’t that bad!)

Best Movie with Robin Williams: Captain Stinko (Actually, I made that one up; Williams took a break in 2003)

Best DVD: The Alien Quadrilogy (This sucker is packed!)