2006 Grimmy Awards

Best Actor
Leonardo DiCaprio (The Departed and Blood Diamond)

Runner-Ups: Hugh Jackman (The Fountain), Will Smith (The Pursuit of Happyness), Ryan Gosling (Half Nelson), Patrick Wilson (Little Children and Hard Candy), Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat)

Best Actress
Helen Mirren (The Queen)

Runner-Ups: Ellen Page (Hard Candy), Kate Winslet (Little Children), Judi Dench (Notes on a Scandal), Penelope Cruz (Volver), Kirsten Dunst (Marie Antoinette)

Best Supporting Actor
Mark Wahlberg (The Departed)

Best Supporting Actress
Catherine O’Hara (For Your Consideration)

Best Director
Darren Aronofsky (The Fountain)

Worst Actor
Nicolas Cage (The Wicker Man—I still can’t believe they got him into that bear suit)

Worst Actress
Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction)

Best Male Performance in a Bad Movie
Christian Slater (Bobby—Slater was damn good in this garbage film.)

Worst Male Performance in a Good Movie
Larry the Cable Guy’s voice (Cars)

Best Female Performance in a Bad Movie
Uma Thurman (My Super Ex-Girlfriend—That’s two years in a row for Uma.)

Worst Female Performance in a Good Movie
Parker Posey (Superman Returns)

A Prairie Home Companion, The Devil Wears Prada

The Fountain, Harsh Times

Best Comeback
Sylvester Stallone (Rocky Balboa)

Most Spastic Performance
Sean Penn waving his arms like a freaking maniac (All the King’s Men)

Best Foreign Film
Pan’s Labyrinth

Best Documentary
Jesus Camp

Film You Thought I Was Going to Name Best Documentary
An Inconvenient Truth

Best Animated Movie
A Scanner Darkly

Best Song
“Running the World” by Jarvis Cocker (Children of Men)

Best Score
The Fountain

Best Line of Dialogue
“Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!"—Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen) in Talladega Nights

Best Jackass Stunt
Knoxville gets gored by a bull while blindfolded

Worst Jackass Stunt
Anything involving shit. The puke stuff was actually kind of funny.

Best Remake
The Departed

Worst Remake
The Wicker Man

Best Movie with the Word Vendetta in it
V For Vendetta