R. Kelly loves Religious Girls

Young, innocent, hot—Religious Girls are irresistible.

Young, innocent, hot—Religious Girls are irresistible.

Religious Girls, Railcars, Megazord, Pregnant, Mucky the Ducky, Felt Drawings, Rape Machine, LVC and more play at Buff Castle (1115 21st Street) on Saturday, January 10, at 6 p.m.; donations, all ages.

“Girl, I’m gonna do something that’s brand new / Um, I got a kinky surprise for you / So girl get ready cuz I’m on my way / Put your sexy body in some negligee / And if you feel me, let me know it right now / Baby, this is how it’s all going down / There’ll be / Three knocks at the door, my baby / My trench coat hits the floor, my baby / Sit back in the chair, my baby / Cuz I’m about to go there, my baby / And get your body real open, baby / Do what you been hopin’, baby / Tonight I’m gonna pull a switcheroo / Do you mind if I strip for you? / Now I’ma stop and get some gas, my baby / That gives you time to freshen up, my baby / And if you want, just leave the door unlocked / I’ll be creepin’ in ’bout 12 o’clock / So turn the telephones off, my baby / No interruptions while I’m driving you crazy / Girl, I want you to know tonight is yours / Start in the bed and end up on the floor.”