Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz

Dang, why didn’t I think of this? Another missed business opportunity—get slobbery blammed in the studio with your posse, bark whatever profane gibberish that pops into the ol’ cabeza over obese bass beats, and then kick it and watch that bank roll in. Genius. Imagine the dumbest thugs from your middle-school experience, the dopes who sniffed way too much paint thinner in woodshop class, and you’ve still got a smarter crew than this, and that’s no dis: As a society, we’re lowering all our bars—tha Hilton hoes, Chimpoleon, Lil Jon. Emphasis cuts include such cultural touchstones as “Real N***a Roll Call,” “Stop F***in Wit Me” and “Bitches Ain’t S**t,” and the CD features more guest stars (Ice Cube, Usher, Ludacris, Chris Rock, R. Kelly, etc.) than a Gilligan’s Island made-for-TV movie. Homina!