Heartstoppers Haunted House

Through Saturday, November 2, 7pm, The Mine Shaft, $25-$90

PHOTO COURTESY OF JULIUS DROST

So it’s become clear that historical scares simply don’t do it for you; you need simulated horror stimulation to get your adrenaline kick. That’s fine, no judgment here—just head on down to Heartstoppers Haunted House in the Mine Shaft. They’ve got all the manufactured terror you could want in four distinct haunts: Deadlands, The Ward, 3D Underland and Murk. Each of them have distinct storylines and are populated by dedicated haunters on Fridays and Saturdays. 2300 Mine Shaft Lane, Rancho Cordova, heartstoppershaunt.com.