Best potty mouth

Listen, we know comedians aren't known for their manners. They breathe in cuss words. Laurelle Martin takes foul-mouthed humor to another level, however. A much, much lower level. And thank fucking goodness. Martin's comedy—catch her around town at various stand-up gigs—offers sharp and insightful commentary on sex, relationships and just life in general. Need a sampler? Check out her Twitter feed—Martin posts, uh appropriately, under the user name Funnyisthenewbigtits for unfiltered ruminations on everyday living (“I almost went to the bathroom without my phone. Like a caveman.”), love (“I'm going to start referring to my vibrator as ‘my boyfriend.' Related: my boyfriend and I had an amazing time last night.”) and porn clichés (“I think porn is unrealistic. Why would you order pizza to not eat it?”). www.twitter.com/laurellemartin. R.L.