Shanghai Knights

Rated 1.0 A sequel to the likeable Shanghai Noon, which boasted a fun, cartoon-western setting, the further adventures of Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson prove to be irritating and useless. In search of his father’s murderer, Chon Wang (Chan) heads for England with partner Roy (Wilson) in tow. They confront various historical figures, such as Queen Victoria and Jack the Ripper, and crash a vehicle into Stonehenge. They also befriend a street urchin by the name of Charlie Chaplin, whose grating accent will make you wish you had no ears. Even Chan’s fight scenes are lame.