Move over, Oscar. Bob’s picks are in.

The Grimmy Awards

BEST ACTOR: Kyle MacLachlan (Twin Peaks), Gary Oldman (Darkest Hour) Christian Bale (Hostiles), Jake Gyllenhaal (Stronger), Daniel Kaluuya (Get Out)

BEST ACTRESS: Frances McDormand (Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri), Saoirse Ronan (Lady Bird), Jessica Chastain (Molly’s Game), Sally Hawkins (Maudie), Anne Hathaway (Colossal)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Sam Rockwell (Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri), Ray Romano (The Big Sick), Jason Sudeikis (Colossal), Patrick Stewart (Logan), Willem Dafoe (The Florida Project)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Holly Hunter (The Big Sick), Alison Janney (I, Tonya), Laurie Metcalf (Lady Bird), Betty Gabriel (Get Out), Naomi Watts (Twin Peaks)

BEST SUPPORTING MATTRESS: One of those really expensive memory foam kinds.

WORST ACTOR IN A GOOD MOVIE: Benicio del Toro (Star Wars: The Last Jedi)

WORST ACTRESS IN A GOOD MOVIE: Laura Dern (Star Wars: The Last Jedi)

BEST ACTOR IN A BAD MOVIE: Daniel Craig (Logan Lucky)

BEST ACTRESS IN A BAD MOVIE: Kristen Wiig (Downsizing)

BEST PLACE TO BUY SPONGES: In a store that sells sponges.

BEST DIRECTOR: David Lynch (Twin Peaks: The Return)

BEST INFECTOR: A lady who coughs right on your arm during your Southwest flight home from Disneyland resulting in you getting sick for a week. (Don’t get me started.)

BEST ORIGINAL SONG IN A MOVIE: “I Get Overwhelmed” by Dark Rooms (A Ghost Story)

OVERRATED: Battle of the Sexes, Logan Lucky, The Fate of the Furious

BEST FOREIGN FILM: Raw

MOST LAME, SHAMELESS HOMAGE TO A DICKHEAD: Louis C.K. wearing black rimmed, Woody Allen looking glasses in his shitty film I Love You Daddy.

WHY IS THIS ASSHOLE IN MOVIES AGAIN?: Mel Gibson, Daddy’s Home 2