Award winners
These films and performers should be honored or beaten
Honorable mentions: George Clooney (O Brother, Where Art Thou?); Tom Hanks (Cast Away); Billy Crudup (Jesus’ Son and Almost Famous); John Cusack (High Fidelity).
BEST ACTRESS: Julia Roberts (Erin Brockovich).
Honorable mentions: Rebecca Pidgeon (State and Main); Renee Zellweger (Nurse Betty); Kirsten Dunst (The Virgin Suicides); Michelle Pfeiffer (What Lies Beneath).
The jury is still out: Björk (Dancer in the Dark); Ellen Burstyn (Requiem for a Dream); Michelle Yeoh (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon); Laura Linney (You Can Count on Me).
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Jack Black (High Fidelity and Jesus’ Son).
Honorable mentions: Benicio Del Toro (Traffic); Don Cheadle (Traffic); William H. Macy (State and Main); Tim Blake Nelson (O Brother, Where Art Thou?); Tobey Maguire (Wonder Boys).
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Frances McDormand (Almost Famous and Wonder Boys).
Honorable mentions: Kate Hudson (Almost Famous); Catherine Zeta-Jones (Traffic); Erika Christensen (Traffic); Lupe Ontiveros (Chuck & Buck); Sarah Jessica Parker (State and Main).
WORST ACTOR: Kevin Spacey (Pay It Forward).
WORST ACTRESS: Meg Ryan (Proof of Life).
BEST PERFORMANCE IN A BAD MOVIE: Tom Green (Road Trip).
WORST PERFORMANCE IN A GOOD MOVIE: Will Smith (The Legend of Bagger Vance).
FILMS LEAST DESERVING OF THE CRITICAL DRUBBING THEY RECEIVED: Bamboozled; The Perfect Storm; Little Nicky.
FILMS LEAST DESERVING OF THE CRITICAL PRAISE THEY RECEIVED: Unbreakable; What Women Want.
GOOD, BUT OVERRATED: Finding Forrester; Billy Elliot; Best in Show; The Virgin Suicides.
BEST KID: Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot).
WORST KID: The brat from Disney’s The Kid.
BEST SMILE-INDUCING MOMENT: The Soggy Bottom Boys dancing in O Brother, Where Art Thou?
BEST “BAD” MOVIE: Little Nicky.
BEST ANIMATED MOVIE: Chicken Run; The Emperor’s New Groove.
BEST GROSS-OUT: Tom Green sucking on a mouse in Road Trip.
BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS: The Hollow Man; The Perfect Storm.
WORST SPECIAL EFFECTS: Some of Gladiator did not play well on the big screen.
BEST MAKE-UP: Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps.
WORST MAKE-UP: Big Momma’s House.
BEST MUSIC: O Brother, Where Art Thou’s “Man of Constant Sorrow.”
BEST CAMEO: Henry Winkler in Little Nicky.
BEST ANIMAL PERFORMANCES: The cat in Meet the Parents; Beefy, the dog from Little Nicky; that unfortunate mouse in Road Trip.
BEST EXCUSE TO MENTION JACK BLACK AGAIN: Jack Black.